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ANNOUNCING: TRU-BREAST
A Revolution in Infant Feeding!


 

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With These Patented Features:

ballred.gif (880 bytes)   LUL-A-BYE Sound Unit, Baby hears same soothing heartbeat he or she has grown accustomed to. While nursing, baby is lulled to sleep.

ballred.gif (880 bytes)   UNBREAKABLE, since baby can't drop it on the floor.

ballred.gif (880 bytes)   KWICK-FIL Holding Tank stores baby's milk at just the right temperature. Never too hot. Never too cold. Features automatic refill. Never bother with formulas again. Baby less hungry than usual? No need to refrigerate left-overs. Milk stays warm and sterile in Unit. Ready when baby is.

ballred.gif (880 bytes)   TRU-BREAST Nursing Units never need sterilizing.

ballred.gif (880 bytes)   KWICK-KLEEN NIPPLE. No need to boil this nipple. Made of guaranteed lifetime materials and it can't be accidentally pulled off!

ballred.gif (880 bytes)   ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY: No wasteful packaging to discard.

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BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!

TRU-BREAST Units solve the problem of storage of baby items until the next baby comes along. They are decorative as well as functional! They come in all sizes, shapes and colors and outward appearance has nothing to do with ability of Units to function. Units come in pairs and improve with use. TRU-BREAST makes traveling with baby easier the no-mess, no worry way!

And, best of all, TRU-BREAST is absolutely FREE! That's right, unlike formulas and bottles, which can cost thousands of dollars per baby, a set of TRU-BREAST units will be included in the price of your pregnancy.

With TRU-BREAST around,
why bother with other methods?


This page is a wild embellishment of a flyer available from:  InterNAPSAC, Rt 1, Box 646, Marble Hill, MO 63764, Phone: 314-238-2010

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